Mr Teacher is Our Teacher

Mr Teacher is our teacher

"It's tricky to explain"

He told us when he taught us

So he told us once again

"I'm your teacher, Mr Teacher

"You say 'teacher' twice

"I was born a Teacher

"Been a Teacher all my life"

Mr Teacher is our teacher

It messes with our brains

Though teacher is the job he does

It's also his last name

He's married to a teacher

So she's called 'Teacher' too

Mrs Teacher is a teacher

Also teaching at our school

They've got two Teacher children

Who may grow up to teach

A total of four Teachers teaching

Would be really neat! 

But now we're even more confused

'Cause Mr Teacher said

"A new Headteacher starts tomorrow...

"And her name's 'Mrs Head!'"