There's a mammoth on the Underground
Causing quite a crush
There's a mammoth on the Underground
Making such a fuss
There's a mammoth on the Underground
Sitting on ten seats
There's a mammoth on the Underground
Check those hairy feet

There's a mammoth on the Underground
Blocking carriage doors
There's a mammoth on the Underground
Letting out a “ROOOOAAAARRRRRRR!”
There's a mammoth on the Underground
Trunk upon my lap
There's a mammoth on the Underground
I warned him “Mind the gap!”

There's a mammoth on the Underground
Thump! Thump! Thump!
There's a mammoth on the Underground
Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!
There's a mammoth on the Underground
Mash! Mash! Mash!
There's a mammoth on the Underground
Crash! Crash! Crash!

There's a mammoth on the Underground
Weighing twenty tonnes
There's a mammoth on the Underground
Scoffing current buns
There's a mammoth on the Underground
Two titanic tusks
There's a mammoth on the Underground
Can't he take the bus?

There's a mammoth on the Underground
Got on at Finsbury Park
There's a mammoth on the Underground
He's off to Marble Arch
There's a mammoth on the Underground
Slowing down my train
There's a mammoth on the Underground
Shout it out again