Screaming aloud as thunder’s roaring

Waking my sister when she’s snoring

Whistling while Dad's watching telly

Telling my brother that he’s smelly

Fibbing to friends I’ve superpowers

Wearing two socks when taking showers

Picking my nose while no one’s looking

Sticking a finger in Mum’s cooking*

Eating the skin of chocolate custard

Liking my ice cream dipped in mustard

Spending all day in bed at leisure

What is your favourite guilty pleasure?

(*Always a different finger to that mentioned in the line above)