Beds

I've slept in beds in posh hotels

From Tokyo to Tunbridge Wells

In beds with crisp white cotton sheets

In beds that reek of cheesy feet

I've slept in beds borrowed from friends

In broken beds no one could mend

In waterbeds that sprouted leaks

In beds emitting squeaks and creaks

I've slept in beds with lumps and bumps

In dirty beds where bedbugs jump

In many-sized beds, large and small

But mine's the cosiest of all!