All I want for Christmas is some Velcro
Not handkerchiefs, chocolate or socks
Why you calling me a freak?
This material's unique
It's the self-adhesive tape that rocks

All I want for Christmas is some Velcro
Wrapped and waiting underneath the tree
It's nice when it's so near to me
But best when it adheres to me
Hope you're heading for the haberdashery

I love to stroke it
I love to stick it
I love to hold it
I love to rip it
I get hours and hours of pleasure
From that special Velcro texture

All I want for Christmas is some Velcro
I don't care if you stuff your turkey roast
Bulging from my Xmas stocking
Hooks and loops all interlocking
It's the present that I'm hoping for the most

All I want for Christmas is some Velcro
It's my only Yuletide request
Add it to your `things to do' list
Heavy duty is the coolest
While I'm having psychological tests

Don't want cement
Don't want UHU
Don't want staples
Don't want Superglue
If you buy me Blu-tack
I'll tell you to take it back

All I want for Christmas is some Velcro
I'm a single-minded son of a gun
What I'm asking might sound drastic
Though when I'm fastening that fabric
My days of zips and buttoning are done

All I want for Christmas is some Velcro
An unusual choice but it's true
I'm gonna write to Santa
While I'm yelling out this mantra
Then I'll Velcro myself to YOU