Join the Queue

Join the impatient queue at the bus stop
Join the clever queue at the book shop
Join the noisy queue for the football game
Join the coughing queue at the chemist to soothe aches and pains
Join the junk-food queue for a cheesy pizza
Chips, Coca Cola and a packet of Maltesers

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Join the film-fan queue at the cinema
Join the hopeful Lotto queue - you might be a jackpot winner
Join the rough and tough queue to enlist in the army
Join the long sausage-shaped queue for a slice of salami
Join the excited queue at the zoo
To see the pandas, penguins and cockatoos too

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Join the slooooooow Post Office queue to send a package
Join the green grocer's healthy queue for cauliflower and cabbage
Join the optician's short-sighted queue to have an eye test
Join the underwear queue for an M&S string vest
Join the holiday queue at the airport
(So they can check your bags and passport)

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If you haven't joined it yet
Join the barking and miaowing queue at the vet* (* and don't forget to take your pet)
Join the posh Royal queue to meet the Queen
Join the mouth-watering queue for free chocolate ice cream
Join the crossed-legged queue to use the loo
And if you want David Beckham's autograph you know what to do

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Just be patient take your time
From the back move down the line
It's the proper thing to do
When you have to join a queue

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