Whodunnit?
The detectives arrived at the scene of the crime
Victim A: mesmerised by dazzling rhyme
Victim B: developed a reading infatuation
Victim C: grew a fantastic imagination
Victim D: heard rhythms racing round her head
Victim E: swapped his TV for some books instead
And who was the culprit?
That stumped the whole police force
I’m sure that you know
It was the poet
Of course