Staffroom

Do you sleep for hours

Watch movies on TV

Play computer games

Drink strong coffee and tea?

Do you party hard

Sing karaoke songs

Invent new punishments

For when kids do wrong?

Do you eat boxes of chocolates

Fresh cream cakes too

Hold fancy dress competitions

Or practise kung fu?

It's off limits for us children

So can you please answer this

What do teachers really do

In the staffroom, Miss?