The painting is a real fake

The zombie - living dead

It is an open secret

That green makes me see red

Her problems are growing smaller

This sweet is extremely sour

When we're alone together

Each minute is an hour

You're seriously funny

Me? Clearly misunderstood

But don't you think that oxymorons

Are so terribly good?

(Or, if not, let's agree to disagree)

*an oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines contradictory words with opposing meanings