Disco Dad

Head for the hills!

Run for the door!

Chaotic action is hitting the floor

Thinks he's so super cool

A real Jack the Lad

But he's a dance disaster

He's a Disco Dad

Legs flick and kick

Arms fly and flail

Bashing and bruising both follow his trail

Boasts he's top of the pops

And the latest fad

Mister Dance Disaster

He's a Disco Dad

Lurches a lot

Spins on the spot

Miserably failing to 'do the robot'

Embarrassing parent

Worst nightmare you've had

Total dance disaster

He's a Disco Dad

Punk, grime or rock

Rap or hip hop

Now out of control and refusing to stop

Has moving or grooving

Ever been this bad?

Danger! Dance disaster!

He's a Disco Dad

Disco Dad

Disco Dad

PLEASE - turn off the music!

Here comes Disco Dad!