Mum's Secret Job

Arlo's mum's an architect

Isla's mum's an illustrator

Kevin's mum's a chemist

Deena's mum's a decorator

Mine says she’s a shop worker

Though I know that’s a lie

'Cos my mum works as an MI5 spy

Gina's mum's a journalist

Bola's mum's a builder

Geeta's mum's a gardener

Calvin's mum's a carer

Mine hides gadgets everywhere

Wears shade upon her eyes

'Cos my mum works as an MI5 spy

Frankie's mum's a firefighter

Dora's mum's a driver

Amir's mum's an actor

Orla's mum's an author

Mine will whisper down her phone

All secretive and sly

'Cos my mum works as an MI5 spy

Irene's mum's in I.T.

Freddie's mum's a farmer

Lulu's mum's a lawyer

Reuben's mum's a roofer

Mine flies jets then parachutes

From high up in the sky

'Cos my mum works as an MI5 spy

Kush's mum's a cleaner

Dorcas' mum's a doctor

Caleb's mum's a caterer

Polly's mum's a plumber

If you ask mine “What’s your job?”

You’ll not get a reply

'Cos my mum works as an MI5 spy