Monkey Invasion
Alarms have been tripped
Our furniture flipped
Bananas unzipped
Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
It's a monkey invasion!
Two laptops are pinched
The TV half-inched
Chaos is a cinch
Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
It's a monkey invasion!
Extreme wrecking crew
Escaped from the zoo
What are we to do?
Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
It's a monkey invasion!
The flower bed's wrecked
Duck down, hit the deck
Oh flippin' 'eck
Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
It's a monkey invasion!
Mischievous beasts
The fridge is their feast
Stress levels increase
Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
It's a monkey invasion!
Who emptied the bin?
Who drank Mum's sloe gin?
Clue: that screeching din
Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
It's a monkey invasion!
One's wearing Dad's jeans
Walls smeared with baked beans
Catastrophic scenes
Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
It's a monkey invasion!
The family car's trashed
They stole all my cash
Then gone in a flash
Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
That was...a monkey invasion!