It's Only a Passport Photo
They say that the camera can never be lying
Although accusations of 'Fake!' are now flying
I've seen people cuter (the dead and the dying)
But it's only a passport photo
Is Frankenstein's Monster returning to haunt us?
Is Dracula's Bride hanging round just to taunt us?
Appearance appalling a definite sourpuss
But it's only a passport photo
That person you're viewing you're not recognising
Eye bags and cheek sags make that hardly surprising
Next Halloween party you'll need no disguising
But it's only a passport photo
A certified XX for future transmission
A major assignment for one keen beautician
You pray for a miracle or a magician
But it's only a passport photo
For ugliness zombies and trolls could not top you
All border control staff will certainly stop you
You should have paid somebody to Photoshop you
But it's only a passport photo