I’ve fallen in love with a Dalek
I don’t wanna watch Star Wars or Star Trek
She’s a heartless killing machine
But what the heck
I’ve fallen in love with a Dalek

She made her move and asked to date me
(Promising she wouldn’t exterminate me)
She’s the only one who can out roller-skate me
I’ve fallen in love with a Dalek

‘Cause when our work is done
We have bags of fun
We cuddle on the sofa
And I unscrew her gun
Friends say she’s more evil than Attila the Hun
But we’ll stick through thick and thin
Though she’s just a lump of tin
I’ve fallen in love with a Dalek

When we’re together one thing’s taboo
It’s forbidden to mention Doctor Who
Dalek ain’t got a name
So I call her Sue
I’ve just bought her a house with a downstairs loo
I’ve fallen in love with a Dalek

I know she’s destroyed whole galaxies
But she’s got such a great personality
So while my lips pucker
She fondles me with her sucker
I’m her beau
And she’s my mucker
When I caught her eye
Cupid’s arrow struck her
I’ve fallen in love with a Dalek

She comes from Skaro above
And we’re so in love
If you see her by the kerbside
Please give her a gentle shove
I’ve fallen in love with a Dalek