Bully

Gonna mash you up like strawberry jam

Gonna use your head as a battering ram

Gonna kick your rucksack as hard as I can

I’m a mixed up man

With an odious plan

What am I?

You’re a bully!

Gonna nick your phone

Gonna pull your hair

Gonna cuss your mum

Mock the clothes you wear

I’m a vicious vindictive sore-headed bear

Push in the dinner queue - if you dare

What am I?

You’re a bully!

I can be racist

I can spit bile

I can be a fascist

And totally vile

I’m your judge, your jury

With no fair trail

And if I don’t use violence

I’ll hurt you with what I say

About your culture, race, religion

Or being gay

I’m a vulture

You’re my prey

Oi! Get outta my way!

What am I?

You’re a bully!

It’s ‘cause I’ve got no friends you see

That I bully to hide my insecurity

In fact people used to bully me

So now I’ll make your life a misery

What am I?

You’re a bully!