My Nan Rides a Motorbike

My Nan rides a motorbike

Setting motorways alight

Zooming up the M1

Racing through the rat runs

Backflips, wheelies, clever tricks

Pretty cool for 86

My Nan rides a motorbike

Giving motorists a fright

Tearing over Tarmac

Dashing down the dirt track

Screaming “Take a look at me

“Hell's Angel and OAP!”

My Nan rides a motorbike

Travels at the speed of light

Criss-crossing the country

Entering the Gran Prix

Crash helmet and leather gear

Chasing cops cannot get near

My Nan rides a motorbike

Dangerous as dynamite

Look - she's overtaking!

Sound barrier's breaking

Deadly demon of the roads

Traffic tickets she has loads

My Nan rides a motorbike

In the distance, out of sight

90 miles an hour

Oil and petrol power

Is that blur a shooting star

Or Nan bombing past your car?

You'll not find another like her

'Cause my Nan's a motorbikerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!