If I was a spy
I'd be a master of disguise
If I was a spy
I'd wear dark glasses on my eyes

If I was a spy
I'd sneak round secret places
If I was a spy
I'd hide cameras in suitcases

If I was a spy
I'd be an ace code-cracker
If I was a spy
I'd catch computer hackers

If I was a spy
I'd protect and serve my country
If I was a spy
Evil governments would hunt me

If I was a spy
Bad guys couldn't beat me
If I was a spy
No villain could defeat me

If I was a spy
You'd have no way of knowing
Because if I was a spy...
I wouldn't tell you in this poem