DON'T

If you kidnap a giraffe
Tie a huge knot in my scarf
Make my pet tarantula barf
I'll say 
"DON'T!"

If you mash my mobile phone
Cook me haddock on the bone
Lock me in the shed alone
I'll say 
"DON'T!"

If you're rude and quite sarcastic
Stretch my legs like they're elastic
Drop the 'f' so it's '-antastic'
I'll say 
"DON'T!"

If you vampire-bite my neck
Gobble up my Ready Brek 
Tell my friends I look like Shrek
I'll say 
"DON'T!"

If you 'search' instead of 'Google'
Loudly blow into a bugle
Shave the fur off my mate's poodle
I'll say 
"DON'T!"

If you vacuum up my socks
Fill my mattress full of rocks 
Feed my rabbit to a fox
I'll say 
"DON'T!"

If you hum when I am talking
Claim that Dorks all live in Dorking 
Serve pork pie without the pork in
I'll say 
"DON'T!"

If you scare me with a "BOO!"
Sneeze on me till I catch flu
Even shout "Do! Do! Do! Do!"
I'll still say 
"Don't!"