My dog would kill for chicken
My dog would kill for cheese
He'd kill for a lasagne
And also rice and peas

My dog would kill for apple cores
My dog would kill for chips
Steak, pork, ham or minted lamb
Cause him to lick his lips

My dog would kill for carrots (raw)
And biscuits without doubt
My dog would kill for cucumber
Mayonnaise and deep fried trout

My dog would kill for Crunchie Bars
(Though chocolate does him harm)
The thought of jelly in his belly
Rings his dog alarm

My dog would kill for scrambled eggs
My dog would kill for beef
If you cook bacon sandwiches
He'll slobber through his teeth

My dog would kill for noodle soup
And spicy vindaloo
My dog would kill for lemon curd
For bean and lentil stew

But my dog is a sweet dog really
So don't worry about any of that
He would never, ever hurt YOU at all...

Unless you are a CAT!