Damaged superheroes
Mix with injured football stars
Poor Ruth
Lost a tooth
Kyle crashed his imaginary car
(Miss says it won't leave a scar)

Chaos and calamity
Like a night in A&E
Or episodes of Casualty
I'm sure we'll see YOU soon
In the Medical Room

Rick was sick
On the floor
Priya's pen top stuck in her ear
Bella bumped into a door
An angry wasp stung Robert's rear
Kelly's crying floods of tears
Jojo's in a state of panic
Bitten on the nose by Janet

If your condition gets much worse
Join the queue to meet the nurse
I'm sure we'll see YOU soon
In the Medical Room

Katie's cut's a minor scratch
Ali has a nosebleed
William wants an eye patch
Sonia swallowed hamster feed
Yasmin's yelling, "Plaster cast!"
But makes do with Elastoplast
Tia's bruised toe's turning green
Debbie's such a drama queen - and WOW can she shout and scream!?
It's a mad and manic scene

Walking wounded wait in line
Dying OR simply trying to avoid lesson time?
No need to dial 999
Everyone will be just fine
I'm sure we'll see YOU soon
In the Medical Room