He's Karate Chicken
Does karate chops
Not a typical chicken
From a chicken shop

Wears karate costumes
Flaps his chicken wings
On a mission to destroy
Every KFC

They fried his chicken sisters
Fried his chicken brothers
Fried his chicken father
Fried his chicken mother

He yelled “enough's enough!”
Travelled to Japan
Became a black belt
And a grade 10th Dan

Won Olympic medals
Punches, spins and kicks
Never has a problem
When attracting chicks

Fluffs his chicken feathers
When ready to attack
Crying “chickens unite!
“The Henpire strikes back”

He's a chicken supreme
With his chicken claws
He karates ceilings
He karates doors

He karates windows
With his flashy flicks
Your successful restaurant
Will be piles of bricks

'Cause your days are numbered
Chicken takeaways
With one loud “hiiiiii-yaaaaaa!”
He'll blow you away

He's Karate Chicken
Does karate chops
Not a typical chicken
From a chicken shop