Gigantic, green

Extremely mean

His punches really hurt

And every time his chest expands he tears another shirt

When chilled and calm

He does no harm

As plain ol' Doctor Banner

Though as the Hulk his strength and bulk will hit you like a hammer

He roars and rants

Wears purple pants

Has huge and massive muscles

'Cause gamma radiation floods and flows through his corpuscles

His conversation's limited

"Hulk smash!" is all he knows

At Christmas time it's best to buy him Next vouchers for clothes

Some say he is a force for good

Some say a force for bad

You wouldn't like him angry though so please...

Don't make him MAD!