There's a cold a-coming
So your head is numbing
And your nose is running
AHHHH...CHOOOO!

'Cause before you know it
There's a small storm growing
Yucky stuff is flowing
AHHHH...CHOOOO!

It's a germ-filled potion
It's a huge explosion
Made in one sharp motion
AHHHH...CHOOOO!

Grab a hankie
Grab a tissue
Grab some kitchen roll
From your pocket
Stop that rocket
Shooting like a Rooney goal
Zooming out your nostril holes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

When your nasal passage
Unloads all its baggage
Greener than a cabbage
AHHHH...CHOOOO!

No-one's gonna love ya
'Cause here comes another
Careful – mind your brother!
AHHHH...CHOOOO!

Both your eyes are crying
You feel like you're dying
All that virus flying
AHHHH...CHOOOO!

You try so hard to stem your sneezes but there's nothing you can do
They just pop out of the blue
AHHHH...CHOOOO!

They're so loud they can be heard as far away as Timbuktu
Here's the next one in the queue
AHHHH...CHOOOO!

AHHHH...CHOOOO!
AHHHH...CHOOOO!
AHHHH...CHOOOO!
AHHHH...CHOOOO!
AHHHH...CHOOOO!
AHHHH...CHOOOO!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!