The Shower Rap

I turn on the tap
And sing the shower rap
I turn on the tap
And sing the shower rap
 
I could spend my days
Standing, soaking in the shower
Relaxing
Untaxing
Chillaxing
In my ivory tower
Where I let that H20
Flow and flow
Over and over me
Time moves real slow
I’m in ecstasy
Skin tingles like electricity
Escaping daily drudgery
And monochrome monotony
Please lock the bathroom door on me
And throw away or hide the key
At 8 o’clock each night
You’ll not find me uptight
As I’m bound to be
Setting my spirit free
Life treats me sweet and never sour
In the shower
 
I turn on the tap
And sing the shower rap
I turn on the tap
And sing the shower rap
 
Steamy water, shampoo and soap
Combine in a cocktail to help me cope
With all the pressure, gloom and grey
And anything else thrown my way
I want to stay
Don’t want to stray
From this wonderful cool waterfall
It’s like a bath that’s vertical
I’m dripping, drenched and drowned and wet
Stress is so easy to forget
While washing off dirt, dust and sweat
Hour after hour
I’m a flat battery recharging my power
Till I smell like a bouquet of flowers
In the shower

 
I turn on the tap
And sing the shower rap
I turn on the tap
And sing the shower rap
When am I a happy chap?
When I sing the shower rap