I dreamt I was a baby again
And I was wearing a nappy
I crawled on the floor
Couldn’t open the door
But felt most contented and happy

I dreamt I was a baby again
It really was fabulous fun
I sat in my high chair
Cuddled my teddy bear
And I had just one tooth in my gum

I dreamt I was a baby again
Less than one-year old
I was only this tall (motion)
Did not go to school
And had free buggy rides down my road

I dreamt I was a baby again
With mashed up food to eat
I gurgled and laughed
Splashed about in the bath
And wore booties on both of my feet

I dreamt I was a baby again
I had at least seventeen dummies
I slept in a crib
Wore a dinosaur bib
And spent most of the day with my Mummy

I dreamt I was a baby again
But it was a dream nothing more
So when I woke up
I sat up and spoke up
Shouting “I’m NOT a baby I’m…[count fingers]
One…
Two…
Three…
Four!”