Wonky Picture
Wonky picture in my hall
Hanging crooked on the wall
In defiance mocking me
Torturing my OCD
Nails have failed to set you right
Tape has never tied you tight
Tried my drill but broke the brick
Super glue refused to stick
No luck with a drawing pin
Any which way I can't win
Always you are in my view
Right angles you just don't do
Ever tilting to one side
Like a lilting flower that's died
As your insolence won't stop
You're off to the Oxfam shop!