Womanifesto
When women rule the world
We’ll begin letters with “Dear madam or sir”
Report to womanagers in places of work
Operate machines womanually during power cuts
Wear clothes produced from woman-made fibres
Communicate via e-femails
Find mummy longlegs clinging to bathroom walls
Hear millions of Chinese speaking Womandarin
Live in womansions if we become rich or famous
Spread womanure to help the gardens grow
Place photos, ornaments and clocks on womantlepieces
Buy fresh womango juice from supermarkets
SCREAM as Queen Kong devours New York (including Womanhatten)
Watch Womanchester United v Womanchester City in the Premiership
Replace buoys with girls in the oceans
Walk over womanhole covers beneath our feet
And the Earth would be a safer, saner, more sensible place
With women in charge of the whole huwoman race