Who stole the jam from my doughnut?
Where did that sweet sticky stuff go?
There ought to be plenty
It's totally empty
Instead of a heart there's a hole

Who stole the jam from my doughnut
And left only air in its place?
No filling's inside it
Did some joker hide it?
I'm missing that strawberry taste

Who stole the jam from my doughnut?
You know it's my favourite part
My teatime is no fun
Since my bun was undone
Did you take it for your jam tart?

Who stole the jam from my doughnut
And gave me a nasty surprise?
Police cars are coming
Those sirens are humming
I'm told it's a serious crime

Who stole the jam from my doughnut
Thus causing such sadness and grief?
Child, teen or a grown-up
Won't somebody own up?
Hands up now if you are the thief!