When I grow up I want to:

Empty a whole bag of marshmallows onto my breakfast cereal each day

Travel to Patagonia* by submarine (*that's in Argentina, South America)

Spell 'Caribbean' and ‘necessary’ correctly without having to use a spellchecker or a dictionary

Change my middle name to 'Superpoet'

Go to bed whenever I like

Get out of bed whenever I like

Be much taller (though my Nan always says, “The best things come in small packages.”)

Dye my hair with shocking pink and electric blue stripes

NEVER marry Gemma in Class 5 (although she keeps asking me to marry her)

Keep a pet anaconda called 'Ralf'

Have this poem published in a book

Become a millionaire so I can donate all my money to the world's poorest people

Become Prime Minister so I can pass a law making every other millionaire do the same

Be able to update this list at any time in the future

Now, what about YOU?