When Dad Turns into the Incredible Hulk
He rips his jeans
His shirt and vest
Lets out a ROOOOAAAAR!
Then beats his chest
My sister shrieks, my mother sulks
When Dad turns into the Incredible Hulk
Displaying strength
That's quite obscene
White skin transforms
To emerald green
If angered there's just one result
When Dad turns into the Incredible Hulk
Feet stomp and stamp
Legs leap and bound
Tall buildings fall
From all around
His muscles bulge, his body bulks
When Dad turns into the Incredible Hulk
The neighbours hide
Shops have to close
Gales gust and woosh
Tornadoes blow
Our road is full of frightened folk
When Dad turns into the Incredible Hulk
He'll kick and punch
Smash, thrash and hit
My bedroom's broken
Left in bits
It rarely is a good result
When Dad turns into the Incredible Hulk
His fuse is lit
His temper's gone
A sonic boom
An atom bomb
We wish he was a normal bloke
When Dad turns into the Incredible Hulk
Why does he rage?
Nobody's sure
The doctors say
“There is no cure!”
Call 999 'cause it's no joke
When Dad turns into the Incredible Hulk