What Do You Do When There's Nothing to Do?

What do you do when there's nothing to do?
Do you grow a moustache?
Play your cousin's kazoo? 
Do you start to count up to two trillion and two?
When there's nothing to do

What do you do when there's nothing to say?
Do you hop till you drop?
Feed your dog fromage frais
Do you walk round the garden and paint the grass grey?
When there's nothing to say

What do you do when there's nowhere to go?
Do you cut all your nails?
And then clean out your nose?
Do you eat cans of baked beans until you explode?
When there's nowhere to go

What do you do when there's nothing to watch?
Do you talk to a tree?
Sing a song to a rock?
Do you sit in the fridge till your freezing knees knock?
When there's nothing to watch

What do you do when there's nothing to do?
Do you learn to speak Dutch?
Maybe practise kung fu?
If I'm bored I write poetry - that's what I do
Perhaps next time you can try it too
When there's nothing to do