Two-Headed Friend
My friend has two heads
It's strange yet it's true
So uses four eyes
When looking at you
And both sets of ears
Each time that he hears
Whenever he cries
He doubles his tears
He uses both mouths
Each time that he speaks
Though some people laugh
He's proud he's unique
He'll wear two warm hats
While out in the snow
Both noses will sneeze
If he catches cold
Possessing two heads
He tells me is fun
Insisting two heads
Are better than one