There's No Such Thing as a Wazzock

There's no such thing as a Wazzock Mum said
As she turned the light off and tucked me in bed
Those shadows that shake must be all in my head
There's no such thing as a Wazzock

There's no such thing as a Wazzock you see
The creature that loves to eat children for tea
Though in the dark four eyes are following me
There's no such thing as a Wazzock

There's no such thing as a Wazzock it's true
That's why you'll not find them in cages in zoos
It's rumoured they're furry and indigo blue
There's no such thing as a Wazzock

There's no such thing as a Wazzock I know
As tall as a tree from its hat to its toe
With horns of a rhino and claws of a crow
There's no such thing as a Wazzock

There's no such thing as a Wazzock it seems
So I can sleep safely and have pleasant dreams
Why would I be woken by squawking and screams?
When there's no such thing as a Wazzock