There's No Cheese on the Moon
There’s no cheese on the moon
Only boulders, rocks and dust
There’s no cheese on the moon
You’ll not spot a cheesy crust
It’s a satellite in space
Unfit for the human race
“There’s no cheese on the moon”
Are the words Neil Armstrong said
There’s no cheese on the moon
So no need to take some bread
It’s a place that’s grim and grey
Don’t go there on holiday
There’s no cheese on the moon
No Red Leicester, Cheddar, Brie
There’s no cheese on the moon
Edam, Gouda, Caerphilly
Please select another snack
Fruit or biscuits when you pack
There’s no cheese on the moon
Gorgonzola’s never found
There’s no cheese on the moon
Wensleydale’s nowhere around
Dairy products can’t be seen
Yogurt, butter, milk or cream
Yes, there’s no cheese on the moon
I’ll reveal the reason now
There’s no cheese on the moon
‘Cause there are not any cows!