The Laundry Thief
Our laundry was drying in the sunshine
When an animal stole it from the washing line
It took trousers pyjamas, pullovers, socks
Shorts, sheets, pillowslips, cardigans, frocks
Underpants, knickers, dressing gowns, skirts
Baseball caps, woolly hats, tights, scarves and shirts
Was it taken by a tiger, turtle, tortoise, racoon, rat
Elephant, antelope, badger, bull, bat
Hippopotamus, rhinoceros, mongoose, moose, monkey
Hedgehog, hyena, crocodile, donkey
Polar bear, porcupine or pig? No - of course
The animal that stole it was a clothes horse!