The Vacuum Cleaner's Out of Control

The vacuum cleaner's out of control
It's sucking up stuff like a massive black hole
My new hat, the cat
And some hot sausage rolls
The vacuum cleaner's out of control

The vacuum cleaner's running amok
It's given my Mum a 200-volt shock
Consuming the carpet
And several old socks
The vacuum cleaner's running amok

The vacuum cleaner's going cray-zee
It's gobbling gardens (grass, flowers and trees)
Nan's slippers, cold kippers
And billions of bees
The vacuum cleaner's going cray-zee

The vacuum cleaner's sure to explode
It's lapping up all the white lines in the road
Strange mammals (not camels)
And two tonnes of snow
The vacuum cleaner's sure to explode

The vacuum cleaner's totally wild
It's eaten a teacher and somebody's child
Four fruit flies, five mince pies
Sit in its insides
The vacuum cleaner's totally wild

The vacuum cleaner's out of control
It swallowed a football, preventing a goal
So if it's approaching
You'd better lie low
The vacuum cleaner's out of control
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
The vacuum cleaner's out of control