The Rougher, Tougher Pufferfish

I’m the rougher, tougher pufferfish

Pick on me if you dare

Much meaner than most other fish

Please handle me with care

Inflating like a spiky sphere

When threatened with attack

I’m warning you do not come near

Select another snack

I’m the rougher, tougher pufferfish

Scourge of the Seven Seas

Shoot poison to subdue you too

If you give me a squeeze

My reputation is renowned

Catch me? I wouldn’t try

You’ll meet a messy end my friend

Choose other fish to fry

I’m the rougher, tougher pufferfish

With weapons to reveal

So stick to sole, cod, plaice or skate

Next time you want a meal