the giANT

Inside the ANThill

ANT 1 was the most importANT

ANT 2 was a reliANT assistANT

ANT 3 was absolutely brilliANT

ANT 4 was perfectly pleasANT

ANT 5 was oh so elegANT

ANT 6 was rather arrogANT

ANT 7 was frequently...er...um...hesitANT

ANT 8 was incredibly observANT

ANT 9 was extremely tolerANT

ANT 10 always wore deodorANT

one day a new ANT enquired

'can I come to live in your ANThill?'

the other ANTs yelled

'no you cAN'T!'

they were adamANT

why?

cos he was an elephANT!'