The Anti-Tooth Fairy

The anti-tooth fairy

Won't make a single sound

She'll place teeth by your pillow case

Then pinch at least a pound

Such a nasty naughty sprite

Keep your money-box locked tight

The anti-tooth fairy

She’s miserable and mean

Not interested in dentistry

Just wants to rob you clean

Role reversal is her game

So she picked the perfect name

The anti-tooth fairy

Is wanted by the law

While you snore and while you snooze

Her pockets fill some more

Molars do not hold appeal

Rather find your cash to steal

The anti-tooth fairy

Leaves all the kids in tears

Shut your windows, bolt your doors

At night in case she’s near

Think of what this poem’s said

Or

…she’ll burgle

...you in

…bed!