Smile Like a Banana

Don't smile like a Cheshire cat

Or like a circus clown

Or like today's your birthday

And, please, please, please don't frown

Are you tense, strained and stressed out?

The best way to be calmer

Place one big grin above your chin

And smile like a banana

Don't smile like a hyena

Or like you are amused

Or like you're being tickled

Or like you've had good news

When life is getting far too much

Show teeth like a piranha

Then wear a cheer from ear to ear

And smile like a banana

Don't smile like you're saying “Cheese!”

Or like a World Cup winner

Or like you're off on holiday

Or eating Christmas dinner

Next time you're feeling pressure

Become a people charmer

Unclip them zips upon your lips

And smile like a banana

Want to be more mellow

Like that fruit that's coloured yellow?

Just smile like a banana!