Smart

My big sister's so smart:

She knows how to make sausage pizza for dinner

The name of each team that's an FA Cup winner

The difference between an alpaca and llama

The number of teeth on an adult piranha

The signs of the Zodiac (in the right order)

A way to play rap music on the recorder

The alphabet backwards in Turkish and Russian

The method of treating a fish with concussion

The chemical formula of a cucumber

And every dance move for tap, ballet and rumba

The distance in miles from Berlin to Jakarta

My big sister's so smart – but I think I'm smarter!