Slime

Bake it by the kilo

Boil it by the tonne

Super dooper sticky

More than bubblegum

Eat it for your dinner

So yummy to digest

Cos everybody knows that

SLIME IS BEST!

Pour it in a bucket

Tip it in a cup

Stir it with a broomstick

Drink the last drop up

Great as burger relish

Or on fried chicken breast

Cos everybody knows that

SLIME IS BEST!

Glowing in the darkness

Luminous and green

Watch a horror movie

It's bound to be seen

Gargle with it daily

To guarantee fresh breath

Cos everybody knows that

SLIME IS BEST!

Store it in a sewer

In a rusty tin

Going trick or treating?

Smear it on your skin

Though some say it's disgusting

I love its gooey mess

Cos everybody knows that

SLIME IS BEST!