Rubbish at P.E.

I'm hopeless playing football

At cricket even worse

When racing round the running track

My lungs feel fit to burst

At rounders see me flounder

I'm bound to score a nought

I'll never hold Olympic gold

I'm just not good at sport

The gym's a total nightmare

A swimming pool's no fun

I much prefer to watch TV

Or eat a sticky bun

I'm terrible at tennis

(That's hard court, clay or grass)

At physical activity

I'm bottom of the class

A climbing wall's too scary

The high jump ain't my thing

Legs turn to lead on trampolines

Can't face a boxing ring

So uncoordinated

My teachers all agree

I'm best at maths and science tests

But rubbish at P.E.