Poetry Parrot
When I read my poems to my pet spider
They stir feelings deep inside her
When I read my poems to my pet lizard
He says “You're a wise word wizard”
When I read my poems to my pet kitten
She thinks they're the finest written
When I read my poems to my pet adder
Though they're fun they make him sadder
When I read my poems to my pet kiwi
She laughs till she has to wee-wee
When I read my poems to my pet capybara
He guffaws “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!”
When I read my poems to my pet horse
She neighs...of course
When I read my poems to my pet pheasant
He tells me they're really pleasant
When I read my poems to my pet jackal
She rolls 'round and starts to cackle
When I read my poems to my pet gorilla
Watch him dance with my chinchilla
When I read my poems to my pet llama
She relaxes and grows calmer
When I read my poems to my pet red setter
He claims my rhymes can't be bettered
But when I read my pet parrot my poetry...
She reads each poem back to me!