If it’s true that people

Tie knots in Nottingham

Drive cars in Cardiff

Make glass in Glasgow

Ring bells in Belfast

Do less in Leicester

Drink water in Waterloo

Burn things in Burnley

Keep wolves in Wolverhampton, swans in Swansea, and eels in Ealing

Crawl in Crawley

Fall down in Falkirk

Bark in Barking (surely not?)

Read in Reading

Are born in Bournemouth

But live in Liverpool

Then what do they do in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?