Odd Socks
Odd socks are all I ever wear
I cannot make a matching pair
Which one vanished in the night?
My sock that's coloured white
Which one got chewed by the cat?
My sock that's coloured black
Which one fell into the sink
My sock that's coloured pink
Which one disappeared from town?
My sock that's coloured brown
Which one did Mum set alight?
My sock with orange stripes
Which one was lost under my bed?
My sock that's coloured red
Which one was advertised and sold?
My sock that's coloured gold
Which one got stuck in the washing machine?
My sock that's coloured green
Which one upped and ran away?
My sock that's coloured grey
Which one was tangled up in knots?
My sock with purple spots
Which one hid inside my shoe?
My sock that's coloured blue
And which one did I have stolen?
My sock that had a big hole in!
Odd socks are all I ever wear
I cannot make a matching pair