There's a nosepicker in my class
I think we all know who
And poking fingers up his nose
Is all he wants to do

He nosepicks at assembly
He nosepicks during break
He nosepicks in our lesson time
Till Miss yells "Stop, for goodness sake!"

There's a nosepicker in my class
Renowned throughout the school
His digits wriggle in the holes
His nostrils ever full

He nosepicks while we register
He nosepicks in P.E.
He nosepicks watching football games
And reading in the library

There's a nosepicker in my class
He's at it yet again
If he can't kick his habit soon
He'll bore into his brain

He nosepicks as he's shopping
He nosepicks down his street
He nosepicks when he's hungry
And he's fancying a snack to eat

There's a nosepicker in my class
I think we all know who
So careful where you're sitting
'Cause he may sit next to you...