My Thirsty Horse

My horse likes sipping coffee

My horse loves slurping tea

He'll give a neigh, roll in the hay

Then guzzle milk with me

He'll often down a pint of beer

Sup smoothies through straw

A glass of wine suits him just fine

For cola he'll yell “More!”

He's happy lapping lemonade

Though if I fill the sink

I'll take my horse to water

But I can not make him drink!