Longlegs

I saw a daddy longlegs creeping 'cross a wall

I saw a daddy longlegs gliding down the hall

I saw a daddy longlegs lurking by your bed

I saw a daddy longlegs upside-down, quite dead

I saw a daddy longlegs running round the sink

I saw a daddy longlegs drowning in my drink

I saw a daddy longlegs crawling through a crack

I saw a daddy longlegs ready to attack

I saw a daddy longlegs underneath a rock

I saw a daddy longlegs chewing someone's sock

I saw a daddy longlegs sitting on the stair

But I've never seen a mummy longlegs anywhere!