L Plates
I broke both legs
Smashed several toes
I grazed my knees
Fractured my nose
I hit my head
I split my lip
Then jarred my jaw
And sprained my hip
I burst my lungs
Ruptured my spleen
Bruised all my back
Black, blue and green
I crushed my arm
I cracked my wrist
Lost two front teeth
(Still sorely missed)
My elbow's chipped
My ankle's numb
It hurts me to
Sit on my bum
My shoulder snapped
My spine is strained
I'm not gonna roller skate again